Their stock price rebounded in late trading yesterday, Wall street reported. Tony Hayward stepped down, sort of, to take over one of BPs operations in Russia and a new American CEO took over as BP has been "sucessful" in plugging the leak in Macondo. This mega media spin is a centrifugal bamboozlement blender, churning a super grande frappe' of lies !
But since we love everything spinned, centrifuged so it becomes an unrecognizable blend of whatever... and because the masses voraciously ingest this bland blend with gusto, there's a great market for lattes, frappes, liquid grass, mushed fruits and now:
blended BP(Bull Poop)
- Bull Poop! Stock price rebounded? What about the rebounding of life in the gulf?
- Bull Poop! Tony Hayward, the CIO (Chief Incompetence Officer) is rewarded with a cushy assignment and intact benefits!
- Bull Poop! A new CEO who is "American" has been put at the helm. This is supposed to make us feel better? The damage is done and he willl protect and feed the flow of Bull Poop!!
- Bull Poop! Not a word about the shrimpers and native inhabitants whose lives depended on the Gulf. Have their lives rebounded?
The Bovine Poop will continue to flow upon a people intent on being silent in a dark (albeit temporarily comfortable) habitat well covered by BP since its inception.
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