Addicted to Hopeium

The Hope, the Hype and... the Pipe; It was a good smoke...

The Obama blunt packed with good, organic, domestic Hopeium was good and it didn't take long for it to became an International addiction...I admit that early on, I too was addicted to Hopeium!...the dealers of Hopeium did their job so well that even in my circle of very well informed and open minded friends and acquaintances, some very good people still maintain a suspended level of reality, displaying reckless rejection and denial of the facts as the smoke of Hopeium lingers in their heads and continues to fill their lungs with psychedelic fantasies and eloquent nothingness; If they would only stop smoking they would see/hear/imagine?... a not so psychedelic parade of facts, from some "non-smokers" and maybe even a reality trip featuring the Top Hopium Dealer Himself...and MythsAmerica...it would go something like this:

- Guantanamo? Naah...let's keep it open. I was only kidding. I was new to the job. Give me a break Myths!
- Bush? he wasn't a bad guy, c'mon I get a lot of templates from him; you know I can copy some proven stuff without reinventing the wheel; but...let me be perfecly ehmm.. blunt: I mean I am not enamored with the guy, but you know...next question...
- Economic Crisis? No problem. We'll pass the biggest Military budget ever. You know the weapons industry. Good for America!
- Health care? Forget about it. Not to worry. It will be different. Oh yeah...OK...so it will be camouflaged as "reform" and it will amount to a clever bailout of the big Insurers. Yes but everyone will be insured...kind of...
- Still in Iraq? Yes but we're there just to train the people who love us
- Indefinitely in Afghanistan?looks that way but maybe sooner; really man, because guerilla warfare doesn't work and these insurgent sheepherders will run out of food and water. Actually, the locals are starting to welcome us.
- Pakistan?. Sure, c'mon you know we have to be there too. Also makes sense since we're in the neighborhood and it's good to garner support from the people.
- Yemen? They'd better watch out! They'd better be nice! We're there already!
- Iran? Oh man, they too better watch out! Throw away those nuclear thingys...what? yeah, yeah, I have authorized allocating $86 billion to build a new reactor in Georgia(usa) but ours is only for energy purposes.
- Palestine? No worries; we'll treat them as well as we treated the native Americans. Eh maybe we'll give 'em discounte Hopeium. Only kidding. I don't think they'll buy our brand of hopeium...
- Wall Street? We're looking out for them. We've slapped their hand, ok? So as long as they lay low they'll be back in business. Derivatives 'R US! Oh baby! We can all make money!
- Military bases? Get real! We just don't have enough... Yes they cost a bit but we're putting only bigger and better ones in countries with good food like Italy(DalMolin) and Japan(Osaka)
- Facts? Facts smacts, get real Myths America! The people are smoking some fine Hopeium man! Don't give 'em any ideas! Want a drag?